Dancthing Queen

Guess who's going to be a bonafide park ranger? That's right, yours truly. I get the Stetson hat and everything, and I'll be leading people on hikes, long hikes, not just pithy beach walks. Kick ass! So, I had the funniest kid the other day. It will be particularly funny for those of you who have seen Napoleon Dynamite. The day was Tuesday, and it was an afternoon just like any other. I didn't take particular notice to this child before, but perhaps because he was hungry, he didn't seem to talk much. Kids do that when they get hungry, they also whine - a lot.
So, we're eating lunch, and this kid gets a few calories in him, and he just starts acting. I recall that some of the phrases went something like this (imagine this dialogue though, with a thick lisp, unable to say r's or s's correctly)
Mel: Who's your favorite super hero?
Andrew: Thpider man. He hath thweet thpots on histh handsth where he sthoots out websth. (Demonstrates spiderman action) And if there were a bunch of girlsth awound we would say 'Girlsth sthep back. We'll handle thith.'
Mel: (Laughing)Oh yeah, so you'd protect the girls if you were spiderman?
Andrew: Yeah, causthe they need help sthometimesth. But you know what I weally like to do?
Mel: No, what.
Andrew: I love to dancthe.
Mel: (Humored and Intrigued) Oh yeah, let's see some of those dance moves.
Andrew: Yeah, I got thome pwetty sthweet dancthe movesth.
He then proceeds to get the kids around him to give him a beat, and starts his "sthweet dancthe movesth". I'm not kidding you, I think it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I should have mentioned the fact that he was wearing moonboots (Napoleon style), and very ill-fitted jeans (Napoleon style as well). The dancing consisted of some poorly executed handstands and various hip thrusts, but I don't know, there could have been stuff I didn't see because of the tears pouring out of my eyes. So then, we did the puppet show (don't ask), and went outside to play games. I was trying to get all the 1st graders around to explain the rules of the game (akin to herding cats), and little Andrew pipes up,"I don't think I want play the game. I'm gonna go over there and practithe my dancthe movesth." So he went over to the corner of the field and started dancing. He danced until he saw that the other kids were having fun, and then he came over, but it was pretty darn funny. You know, I'm totally gonna miss these kids when I don't get to work with them any more.
My parents also came and visited this week, and we had a great time. If anyone else would like to visit, I will be here through the 31st of March, and then coming back the 1st of June. Between those times, I will be in Alaska, so there will probably be some very depressing entries from my posts in Seward and Whittier, but we'll try to hang in there.
In lieu of the fact that this week's entry was entirely devoted to this 1st grader, I'm including another first grader funny quote. So here's the stats:
Weight gained: Holdin' steady at 3.2 pounds (God help me)
Wild game night menu: Antelope stew (add a new meat to the list!)
Miles skied/Hiked: 47 (5 mile hike with parents. No more snow =( )
First grader quote of the week: I have a thing with heights. (It's funny when little kids say things like adults - they have no idea what they're talking about.)